[Having a good midnight, Mayfield? Guess who's here to make it even better! Coming to Al's house to murder him, in the middle of the night, Hansel and Gretel are just that classy. The first thing you hear when the phone gets taken off the hook is the sound of someone screaming in agony. Al's voice sobs out in a hysterical panic.] STOP!!! Please, ( Read more... )

Hm? Oh, look, a phone.... [ something incoherent can be heard, before a boyish voice speaking, clearly and cheerfully ] Hi there! Hey, can we ask you something? How did you manage to kidnap us so quickly? Gee, mister or miss, you must be really skilled~ Did you use magic and hypnotize us to bring us here? Aw, if you wanted to play with us-

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